Whoever said the word 'crime,' Alfie? [He blinks and smiles again, clearly agitated and getting more-so by the moment.] Justin killed Sherlock. Milla and Sasha are psychics. Ienzo's the one who can chill a room and disappear, and Xanthous is the one who explodes. Good enough? Lovely. I should get back to take Black Bart out for his evening walk.

[He hasn't been here that long and Sherlock will take care of that. But he's getting more annoyed than he knows he should be right now, and Alfie has a bad habit of needling. Contrary to what it may appear, John doesn't actually want to go off on him. His gaze shifts toward the door, then toward the other exits available in the room before refocusing on Alfie.]