[John eyes the pair of them, well aware he's being teased, but he's going to give it some legitimate thought.]

Well, I like the idea of getting to pick out my targets and just pop them off... but I can't imagine assassins are much in the way of parties or social... anything. Probably a gang? Yeah. A gangster. Like the Army. Just without any morals.

[He raises a brow at Alfie.]