[He stays silent, only vaguely aware that no, he won't be reporting in tomorrow. He knows he won't remember this. He knows it's already slipping away.]
I don't know what an alchemy bomb is. Let me draw you a picture.
[It's a few minutes later that she'll receive a rough sketch of a pistol. It has labels for the barrel, trigger, handle, and firing mechanism.]
That's a basic semi-automatic pistol. There are a lot of different types of guns, but that's one that can fit easily into one hand. You have bullets in a magazine that's loaded into the bottom of the handle. The bullets look like this.
[There's another picture, this one of a basic pistol shell. He also sketches a magazine with multiple bullets in it.]
Once the bullets are in the gun, they get loaded one by one into the barrel. Each time you pull the trigger, it causes the firing mechanism to strike the back of the bullet, which is loaded with gunpowder. All of this happens inside the barrel, a small, confined place. The blast propels the bullet out of the barrel and toward your target at very high velocity.
[That is a lot of new vocabulary, and a very strange sort of mechanism that doesn't look like a mechanism at all from the way he has drawn it. She spends a minute puzzling over the drawing, trying to figure out where the projectiles go, before coming back to the description to find that all her guesses were very wrong. It is not like a sling or a crossbow at all.]
The gunpowder explodes?
[She rereads a few more times.]
I do not think I understand correctly. it looks like you are saying that the person using the pistol puts a bomb inside it and holds the bomb while it explodes.
It's a very small explosion, and it's contained within a small area with an exit point for the force to travel through. Modern gun barrels are made of reinforced metals that prevent anything from shattering in the explosion. I won't say it's safe, but it's relatively so if you know what you're doing.
[And shut up now because he can hear the irritation in Bucky's voice and he doesn't want to distract the man or make him work harder to talk and carry him at the same time.]
that seems theoretically possible. would you have to stand close to another person for the explosion to hurt the other person when it exits the barrel?
No. You usually stand a long ways away. It's not the explosion you're using to injure someone, it's the bullet. Think of it like a bow and arrow. The bullet is the arrow. The gun and explosion it causes are just sophisticated and very powerful replacements for a drawn bow.
hey watson watson john watson dr john trainwreck watson dr john i dont wear the deerstalker he says overlooking a totally rad drawing of him in one like an ingrate watson dr john i take care of everyone but myself watson hey stop being dead
[It's a long while for the reply as John's busy having a panic attack, getting to shelter, and contacting other people. He doesn't really want to deal with Davesprite right now, but it's something that needs to be done. John turns on voice to text.]
good job clint told me what went down and from the sound of it he and jay both feel pretty shitty over it but what about you what did you lose and how are you feeling
[He's under the impression that a loss can be something more sensitive than just losing voice or vision for a while, so lucky for Watson, he doesn't press him on this.]
yeah i saw clint and hes a big sad lump in a church frock i had to shove him off a couch because he wouldnt stop his pity party so then he was just a sad lump on the floor i would have bugged jay about it more but hes him btw we kinda made up the other day so dont worry about that glad your injuries are gone though can you walk normal again and everything
Like it never happened. [Which is intensely discomforting, in and of itself. While John appreciates not being crippled like that anymore, just having something like that completely wiped away makes it seem almost unreal, like Bucky was never there to do anything to him.
He tries not to dwell.]
I'm glad you made up. Both of them could use more friends just at the moment.
good to know im gonna try to avoid getting gravely injured and dying again in general but if it ever happens its kind of reassuring that if i come back itll be back to normal you know take care of yourself and stay safe out there
[He knows the thing with Bucky wasn't Watson's fault, and he knows too that the anomaly happened so fast no one could do much. But it feels right just the same to tell him that. He wants him to be safe. Watson could serve to take better care of himself in general, after all.]
im not sure friends is the word jay and i have an understanding hes better than i gave him credit for meanwhile clint lives his life like a stray wandering dad who doesnt know how to look after himself and im the little orphan bird he keeps trying to adopt unsuccessfully while i tell him to stop being dumb about his feelings sherlock was a dick to him about you too which didnt help
['Take care of yourself.' There would be a bitter laugh from John if he weren't uncertain whether or not the voice-to-text would pick it up.]
It's good to have understandings, then. I did hear that Sherlock lashed out at Clint. I'm going to apologize properly when I get the chance. He tends to cut when he's upset, and he's very good at finding the right place to stab.
I'm sorry you had to hear about that, Davesprite. I hope you've been all right the past few days? I wasn't gone very long, but it's never pleasant to wake up missing time.
hey no nuh uh no no you dont dont you apologize for sherlock being a dick thats on him like i told you last time you dont get to apologize for me hearing about it either i was supposed to hear about it because guess what i give a crap about you and i dont want you to be dead give clint a hug and tell him youre alright and make him stop blaming himself for you dying but sherlock is a grown man who can deal with his own fuckups anyway im fine clint is back with jay and natasha and im with my group nothing else has blown up while you were gone
Edited (bluh bluh dumb bucky and his name fuss) 2016-10-20 20:18 (UTC)
I was a major development in warfare in my world, yeah. It started out with things called cannons, though. Those are basically giant guns with that fire giant balls of metal through the air. So, they're like a ballista, if you know what that is. But instead of hurling, again it's using gunpowder and fire to create a contained explosion to propel your chunks of metal at an oncoming enemy.
you mean the one with the missiles were they nukes it would explain the radiation didnt know the town had its own scifi force field who decides bumfuck alaska is enough of a target to attack like that who decides bumfuck alaska is the place for any of this why couldnt they have done this someplace warmer so we arent constantly freezing our asses off
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