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@Ecks | text | day 166

[personal profile] ecks 2016-10-16 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Around the middle of this conversation, Ecks pauses what she's doing to shoot Dr. Watson a message.]

What is a gun and how does it work?

[He'll know, after all; he's from the same world as this Sherlock person.]
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[personal profile] circumsutus 2016-10-17 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He stays silent, only vaguely aware that no, he won't be reporting in tomorrow. He knows he won't remember this. He knows it's already slipping away.]
ecks: (thinkery)

[personal profile] ecks 2016-10-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[So the little bit that Sherlock did explain is true.]

We do not have cannons. Explosive like an alchemy bomb?
ecks: (shocked! shocked I say!)

[personal profile] ecks 2016-10-18 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is a lot of new vocabulary, and a very strange sort of mechanism that doesn't look like a mechanism at all from the way he has drawn it. She spends a minute puzzling over the drawing, trying to figure out where the projectiles go, before coming back to the description to find that all her guesses were very wrong. It is not like a sling or a crossbow at all.]

The gunpowder explodes?

[She rereads a few more times.]

I do not think I understand correctly. it looks like you are saying that the person using the pistol puts a bomb inside it and holds the bomb while it explodes.
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[personal profile] advanced 2016-10-18 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, because if you died, that's three murders on my head.

[He's tired, irritated, and in pain, he didn't mean for that to slip out.]
ecks: (thinkery)

[personal profile] ecks 2016-10-19 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
that seems theoretically possible.
would you have to stand close to another person for the explosion to hurt the other person when it exits the barrel?
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@featherydouche; text; morning 170

[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-20 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
hey
watson
watson
john watson
dr john trainwreck watson
dr john i dont wear the deerstalker he says overlooking a totally rad drawing of him in one like an ingrate watson
dr john i take care of everyone but myself watson
hey
stop being dead
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-20 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh thank god.]

good job
clint told me what went down and from the sound of it he and jay both feel pretty shitty over it
but what about you
what did you lose and how are you feeling
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-20 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's under the impression that a loss can be something more sensitive than just losing voice or vision for a while, so lucky for Watson, he doesn't press him on this.]

yeah i saw clint and hes a big sad lump in a church frock
i had to shove him off a couch because he wouldnt stop his pity party
so then he was just a sad lump on the floor
i would have bugged jay about it more but hes him
btw we kinda made up the other day so dont worry about that
glad your injuries are gone though
can you walk normal again and everything
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-20 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
good to know
im gonna try to avoid getting gravely injured and dying again in general
but if it ever happens its kind of reassuring that if i come back itll be back to normal you know
take care of yourself and stay safe out there


[He knows the thing with Bucky wasn't Watson's fault, and he knows too that the anomaly happened so fast no one could do much. But it feels right just the same to tell him that. He wants him to be safe. Watson could serve to take better care of himself in general, after all.]

im not sure friends is the word
jay and i have an understanding
hes better than i gave him credit for
meanwhile clint lives his life like a stray wandering dad who doesnt know how to look after himself
and im the little orphan bird he keeps trying to adopt unsuccessfully while i tell him to stop being dumb about his feelings
sherlock was a dick to him about you too which didnt help
Edited 2016-10-20 20:06 (UTC)
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
hey
no
nuh uh no
no you dont
dont you apologize for sherlock being a dick
thats on him like i told you last time
you dont get to apologize for me hearing about it either
i was supposed to hear about it because guess what i give a crap about you and i dont want you to be dead
give clint a hug and tell him youre alright and make him stop blaming himself for you dying
but sherlock is a grown man who can deal with his own fuckups
anyway im fine
clint is back with jay and natasha and im with my group
nothing else has blown up while you were gone
Edited (bluh bluh dumb bucky and his name fuss) 2016-10-20 20:18 (UTC)
ecks: (shocked! shocked I say!)

[personal profile] ecks 2016-10-22 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
the explosion is to push the bullet?
the user of the gun causes an explosion in their hand to push a bullet?
that is


[She's a bit overwhelmed by the thought. She has to stop and think about a word for it.]

that is wondrous
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-22 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah alright

you mean the one with the missiles
were they nukes
it would explain the radiation
didnt know the town had its own scifi force field
who decides bumfuck alaska is enough of a target to attack like that
who decides bumfuck alaska is the place for any of this
why couldnt they have done this someplace warmer so we arent constantly freezing our asses off