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[jumpthegun]

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[plundering]

What am I, a pirate? And since when am I in charge?

[jumpthegun]

Well, I was going for the military, but pirates work, too. I think we agreed to you being in charge a few days ago, though. Must've said something about that. I was thinking it, at least. Something about you being the brains, yeah?

[plundering]

[She snorts.]

Yeah, yeah, okay, as long as you don't call me captain again.

[jumpthegun]

What about General Fiona? Nice ring to it, m'am!

[plundering]

Call me General Fiona and I'm never talking to you again.

[jumpthegun]

Leftenant? Private? Corporal? I was trying to rank you at or above me here, Fi.

[plundering]

Uggggh.

[Watson stop.]

What rank are you?

[jumpthegun]

Captain John Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers.

[plundering]

Northumberland. That's a mouthful.

[jumpthegun]

It's a county in the north of England where the original regiment started. Lovely bit of country. Very northern. Tell Solomons that. He'll get it.

[plundering]

What does very northern mean?

[jumpthegun]

Castles and back country everywhere, more sheep and miles of beaches than people, hardly can't understand some of the people for the slang they use and how thick the accents are. Don't suppose Pandora's really got much in the way of a divide, but it's like all of the stereotypes for poor, uneducated country folk.

[plundering]

[Fiona laughs.]

Right, got it. I'll get Alfie's opinion and report back.

[jumpthegun]

Right. I'll see you soon. I... should probably get this little surgery over with.

[He's putting it off and Fiona's a good excuse, but... yeah. Probably just need to get it done.]

Please stay safe as you can today, Fiona. If the Joker turns up somehow, just run.

[plundering]

You don't have to tell me twice. Let me know how it goes.

[jumpthegun]

Will do. [There's a pause. He wants to tell her something more, but that's not to be.] Keep warm, Fi. [And he'll switch off his device from there and go to find Luna for this.]