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[jumpthegun]

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[jumpthegun]

[Is that a short joke? Honestly, he'd be part-Hobbit, if anything. Do keep up, Royce.]

The Admin seems to have adjusted non-human blood to human types. I dunno quite how that works out, but theoretically, it should be safe to do transfusions for you, as well. If you ask about your blood type, it'll just have a modifier, 'adj' attached to it. That signifies the Admin's changed your blood.

[bywolves]

[ Definitely a short joke. If halflings existed in his world he definitely would have said halfling.

Also, he doesn't like the sound of the Admin messing with his blood and he'll have a freakout about it later, but Watson does not get to be privy to it. He's also about to get hung up on because Royce's attention span is kaput. Royce disconnects the line for about an hour, in which he deals with Alfie, and then he calls back, tone terse. ]

Solomons is coughing blood.

[jumpthegun]

That's the next stage of sickness for MN Poisoning. I can't say don't worry about it, but we talked about it happening. Please just try to make sure he's drinking plenty of fluids and you're taking breaks periodically throughout the day to rest.

[bywolves]

[ No, that's not good enough. There's the sound of Royce hitting something - sounds like a wall or maybe something metal - with his broomstick in frustration. He doesn't normally get violent when he's angry but the mania is janking everything up to eleven and he doesn't know what to do with all of it. ]

Helpful. That's very helpful. Were you going to tell us to make sure we keep our limbs warm as well? Remind us to eat? Good to see you can offer absolutely nothing.

I won't call again. I'm sure Solomons will keep you updated. [ And he hangs up. ]

[jumpthegun]

[John just sighs on his end. Honestly.]