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[jumpthegun]

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[devoutish]

It doesn't look like a tongue, it looks like a bib.

[jumpthegun]

Use your imagination, you git.

[devoutish]

Your tongue is large and swollen, John. You should see a doctor.

[jumpthegun]

I will once you let me have a look at your mouth. It appears to have turned into a question mark. That's a tragedy for kissing.

[devoutish]

It was a mustache.

[jumpthegun]

Well, now I'm even more concerned, mate, if that's what your mustache looks like these days.

[devoutish]

:B

[jumpthegun]

Do I want to guess at what you think those are?

[devoutish]

It's a shirt collar, Watson. It's clear enough.

[jumpthegun]

Of course. And how about this one? :8

[devoutish]

His glasses hanging around his neck.

[Nobody wears their glasses on chains anymore, Alfie. You're a relic.]

[jumpthegun]

You really are adorable sometimes, Alfie.

[devoutish]

It's the obvious answer, Watson. I don't see how you could say anything else.

[jumpthegun]

The obvious answer. Well, here's me, always missing the obvious if you ask Sherlock.

[devoutish]

:~ :> :< :C Beards.

[jumpthegun]

Here's one you can throw at Claire if you're ever having to text with her:

<3

It's a heart.

[devoutish]

Absolutely not.

[jumpthegun]

Oh, come on. She'd think it was cute. I guarantee you that.

[devoutish]

It's fucking ridiculous, is what it is.

[jumpthegun]

Nothing wrong with being a little ridiculous with someone you fancy.

[devoutish]

I think you may fancy her.

[jumpthegun]

You think I fancy Sherlock, so I can't say I much trust your judgement here, mate.

[devoutish]

You may fancy them both.

[jumpthegun]

I certainly do get around in the multiverse, don't I?

I do fancy her a bit, yes. Doesn't mean I'll do anything or that I'm pulling for the pair of you any less.

[devoutish]

What does that entail, pulling for us?