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[plundering]

Yeah, well, I'm not taking Alfie's opinion into account, here.

[But she'll take his, so she sighs.]

I'll hold off a day, but I'm meeting you tomorrow.

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[It makes his heart swell that she's just going to disregard Alfie like that. Even if it... shouldn't. Well, regardless.]

I'm going to try to convince them to let me move by tomorrow. We're heading for the clinic area. Two houses side-by-side, should be easier if there's any sort of large group. I promised Jay I'd look for signs of what happened to Ms. Carter. I have to do this for him. He was counting on me to protect her.

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I'll come with you.

[There's a brief pause, and then she continues.]

How bad is it? The frostbite. Don't brush it off, be honest.

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Well, I'm gonna have Luna cut off part of my ear, Fiona.

[It's that bad.]

[plundering]

[Fiona lets out a frustrated noise. It isn't at him, just at... everything.]

What else? Do you have frostbite anywhere else? Did he hurt you?

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Touch of it on the fingers. That's mild, though. I should be able keep those.

[He's just... not going to address the 'did he hurt you' part. He was unconscious in a snowdrift. That speaks for itself.]

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[Watson. Fine, she'll be more pointed.]

How badly did he hurt you?

[jumpthegun]

I've been in worse shape. I've been in better. I'll recover, Fiona. Please don't worry. Nothing's broken. I can walk, and I haven't lost any limbs. I'm just... banged up.

[Very banged up.]

Might have a mild concussion.

[plundering]

You worry about me, I'm allowed to worry about you. You trust Luna to take care of you?

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I don't remember agreeing to that in this team. I'm the worrier. [It's said mildly. Still just trying to dampen some of her upset.]

I trust her medical expertise, yeah. I'm directing her, as well, and I've got England here, too. He's fussing.

... It's really weird.

[plundering]

[Well, Fiona doesn't trust Luna with this. It's just principle, really, not anything against Luna herself—Fiona wants to be there, just in case someone screws up.]

I'm changing the terms of our partnership officially. You're... medically unsound, you can't argue.

[That sounds vaguely official, and it's a lame attempt at joking, at least.]

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[It's a lame joke, but John laughs lightly.]

Right. Next time you're out for the count, I'm taking advantage of those medically unsound rules.

[plundering]

Whatever, John.

[But, back to being serious.]

Are you going to tell me what happened?

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[She can't see him, but the awkward silence as he rubs the back of his neck mostly speaks for itself.]

He was coming south as I was heading north toward the clinic. Didn't realize who it was at first. When I did, I told him to turn around and head back north. Didn't want him going anywhere near you. I asked him more than once to just go north, and he refused. He's got a fireplace poker with him. Knew I'd need to get that away from him if I was going to have a chance wrangling him. I was really just trying to chase the bastard north.

[John sighs.]

Didn't quite work out the way I'd planned.

[plundering]

Anywhere near me.

[Oh, Watson. Fiona is quiet for a moment, and then finally she sighs.]

He hit you with the poker?

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You, Solomons... other people in the area, too. [Mostly her.]

He hit me with the poker a few times, yeah. Got in some hits myself. Think I managed to slice his arm open. Probably could have just gotten him at the start, but I didn't want to kill him.





...Solomons mentioned it'd be a bad idea to kill him, and I'm agreed on that. The Joker's injured, several ways. Better not to have him come back healed up to full if he comes back.

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Good.

[She says it a little fiercely. She's glad Watson gave back as good as he got.]

You think he'll try to come after you?

[jumpthegun]

[By god, did he try. Apparently, Joker's face and head are made of steel.]

I'd prefer he did over anyone else.

[plundering]

[Listen, John, she stayed up all night freaking out over you!]

Why? Hoping you'll lose part of the other ear and match?

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Well, I do prefer to be balanced.

[He knows she's upset.]

Look, I'll be more prepared next time, Fiona.

[plundering]

What are you planning on doing? Tying him up and dragging him around town with you?

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[It's the same question Alfie had asked him, and John doesn't have a better answer today than he did that night.]

I dunno. I... We can't just leave him to go roaming free. There's too much chance he'll run into random people and hurt them.

[plundering]

John, seriously, there's no way he'd stay in custody for long.

[jumpthegun]

We could... figure something out. Maybe a rotation for volunteers who want to help? I don't know, Fiona. I wish I had a good answer. Leaving him alone puts people in danger, capturing him puts people in danger, killing him puts people in danger. Having him corralled with limited people might have a chance of fewer casualties, at least.

[plundering]

They tried doing that with Jack, too. Didn't work.